i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
i’m also going to have another daughter with the first name crystal and middle name meth for obvious reasons
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i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
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i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
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| white dad in any movie: | but son, you're throwing away your DREAM |
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| white son in any movie: | no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~ |
Teen Wolf Season 2 Extras: Tyler Posey + Shirtless Montage
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do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
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